Harumph

I obviously need a computer that's not hooked up to the internet. FarmVille, FrontierVille, and Face Book are taking up all of my time. And I have a lot of time.

In other news, I found an article today about Bam Margera getting attacked by a 59 year-old woman. Funny stuff. After all of his Jackass stunts, he got it for real from an old lady. In the article, she called him a racist, and there's no mention of what actually started the kerfuffle. Knowing Bam from following his shows, he probably whipped out his birdie and the old lady got offended. (Side note: if you've seen the end of the movie Jackass, then you know that she had a LOT to be offended about!)

Also in the news, Touchdown Jesus got struck by lightning and burned to the ground. Apparently, Jesus is made from Styrofoam. Therefore, he must not be eco-friendly. The Christian god hath smote his only son twice now! The article itself isn't very interesting, but the comments are hilarious! There are apparently several camps regarding what actually happened to the melted messiah. Those who think the bonfire was a sign from God that the end is coming, those who think that Hay-Seuss was burned up because "thou shalt make no idol and worship it" or something like it, and the people who think that Zeus is pissed at Jesus. I think there were also a few comments there from people who think the Democrats are responsible. I seriously don't think the Al Gore types are about going around burning up Styrofoam. They certainly wouldn't want all those polystyrene fumes in the air.